Crackin' On Them

This is the place where egos get a reality check. From the overly serious to the self-appointed elites, no one is

safe from a good roast. We shine a light on the absurd, the arrogant, and the painfully self-important—

then we laugh. Not out of spite, but because some people really need to be taken down a peg.

Welcome to unapologetic satire, where we’re always crackin’ on them... because someone has to.

 

 

 

 

 

Satire...

 

 

Happy holidays, and sure, try the Missile Toe Eggnog—

 

But here’s the serious point beneath the jokes: the “Socialist/Communist First” mindset treats the country like a stage for ideology, where the goal is not solving practical problems but controlling the narrative, punishing dissent, and redefining “truth” as whatever helps the cause today. 

Greg Gutfeld: She thinks THIS is the most important story right now?

ON THE LEFT, ACCOUNTABILITY IS NONEXISTENT. WHAT MATTERS IS LOYALTY. YOU DON'T GET FIRED FOR BEING WRONG. YOU GET PROMOTED FOR SERVICE TO THE CAUSE.

 

In that framework, the headlines become a tool: protests are framed as the “story of our age,” while fentanyl deaths, border enforcement, collapsing public safety, and economic pressure get minimized because they’re inconvenient or politically damaging. It rewards loyalty over accountability, excuses failure as “misinformation,” and turns institutions—media, agencies, even cultural outlets—into instruments for shaping behavior instead of serving citizens. 

“America First,” by contrast, is supposed to be boring in the best way: it prioritizes outcomes over slogans—secure borders, equal enforcement of the law, real public safety, honest reporting, and leadership that doesn’t treat the public like a programmable audience. 

The difference is simple: Socialist/Communist First wants power to manage reality; America First wants reality managed with competence—so families can work, communities can be safe, and the nation can function without being emotionally manipulated into choosing sides while the basics fall apart.

 

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The Epstein Files

 

John Ross: How to paint like a Somalian

 

Welcome back to another tongue-in-cheek episode of How to Paint Like a Feminist, where the satire is thick and the brushstrokes are heavier than the policies behind them. 

 

Pull up a chair—yes, even that big red one resurrected by presidential approval—because today’s palette tells a familiar story: Somalia purple, hemp green, and a shade that’s supposed to be red but somehow ends up pink, which, frankly, fits the theme perfectly. 

As the hemp green gets smeared across the canvas like a wintertime mess you’d rather avoid stepping in, it becomes a metaphor for the latest continuing resolution being sold as fiscal responsibility under the new Trump administration, despite quietly carrying over Biden-era spending levels unchanged. Buried inside that same bill is a conveniently overlooked hemp ban, wiping out a $29 billion industry the government itself created just a few years ago—proof that what the government gives, it can just as easily take away, usually without warning and never gently. 

Add a couple coats of “liquid white privilege” for tax season realism, since the same people always seem to foot the bill, and the picture sharpens further: endless talk about job growth paired with policies projected to eliminate hundreds of thousands of jobs, dwarfing even the Keystone pipeline backlash Republicans once decried. 

The finished painting isn’t abstract at all—it’s painfully clear, a glossy illustration of contradiction, doublespeak, and the quiet artistry of doing the opposite of what’s promised while pretending it’s progress.

 

 

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Trump using AI to call out opponents

on social media | NBC4 Washington

 

President Donald Trump increasingly uses AI to go after his opponents on social media.

 

NBC News Politics Reporter Allan Smith discusses the trend and reaction to it.

 

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The NO Brains Protest

 

Trump shall surely not recover from this...

 

 

 

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2013 Unaired SNL Skit... They Were Making Fun of Congressmen Tripping Over Israel

 

 

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Wow… Did He Really Say That?

 

Hunter Biden — looking like he’s flying higher than a Chinese spy balloon... Stumbling through his words, dropping curse after curse like a teen trying to sound intelligent — is now lecturing the rest of America.

 

Deranged Hunter Biden Crashes Out in Interview Attacking Trump

 A man with a documented drug past, now trying to sound like a voice of reason. He accuses Trump of being a dictator, yet he’d support policies that undermine sovereignty. Of course he wants open borders —how else do you think his supply chain stays active?

 

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In case you were wondering

what Greta Thunberg has been up to

 

 

 

@jazzauthor - Thank you, President Trump, for ignoring her into obscurity.

 

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OMG, Maxine Waters EMBARRASSES herself attempting to Read her OWN words

 

 

 

Congresswoman Maxine Waters seems to be struggling reading her own words in this committee hearing.

 

 

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